My anxious Mummy!

Who can believe that she is my mum???
I thought she understand me the most but she just ignore my feelings.

Recently... Nono!
I shall say from 17yrs old onwards, she been keep asking am I dating any guys?
Whenever my friends call my house, she will just ask her to introduce some guys or ask me out more. As I am a super Otaku girl.

Recently, she is getting worst, Her conversation always include guys....

Scene 1
When I reach home about 12.30am...
Mummy : Why are you home so early?
Me : After dancing of cos come home directly la...
Mummy : you should go and have supper with the others before coming back home.
Me : Excuse me, I still have to work tomorrow.

Scene 2
When I reach home late...
Mummy : How did you reach home?
Me : My friend drove me back.
Mummy : Is it a guy ? if so, he might be interested with you, does he stand a chance??
Me : Oh so sorry, its a girl! (Even a guy I will also won't say or else I can't rest.)

Scene 3
Early morning, while brushing my teeth...
Mummy : Don't you think I am very capable? I does household and work too.
Me : Yayaya.. You trying to tell me to get you a present as your birthday coming soon right?
Mummy : You are right.. And you know what I want?
Me : You hope for brother to move back and now he is already living with us, Your dream already come true.
Mummy : that's the present from your brother, then how about you?
Me : What you want ?
Mummy : Bring a boyfriend home..
Me : Siaoz! No boyfriend la!

Scene 4
Oh gosh....
Me : Mummy, my colleague said that I have trace of white hair le..
Mummy : That means you need a boyfriend le lor.
Me : Shit! Its means even harder to find boyfriend la!

Come on.. Do I need a boyfriend now?
In her record, I have be single for more than 4yrs.
And I want to clarify I am not a lesbian, she thinks that I goes too well with girls.

In my record, I did have a boyfriend but break up 1yr ago.
I kept this from my mum cos I just doesn't want her to nag at me.
She will confirm ask me to bring him home.

After reading this, buddies~
Don't try to be funny and gang up with my mummy and do something foolish.
Don't try what the People's Corner to do what parents friends matching session.

My own happiness, I will find myself and feel myself.
Just lack of some luck and confidence, I will do my best to overcome it.